Previously, on Handbook for Mortals: Zeb cryptically told Zade that she needed to take something more seriously, and Zade didn’t bother to get him to clarify. Zade continued to make friends when she heard Sofia singing. Mac and Zade took a walk through the park, which ended in romantic tickling and a kiss. The next day, Zade literally ran into Jackson, who hit on her, and a random little girl recognized Zade and told her how amazing she was. Jesus Christ, Act Two drags.
Yet again, we open with a statement about multiple weeks having passed since the previous chapter’s end. Life has been going well for Zade, but she hints that things may soon take a turn for the worse:
Continue reading “Handbook for Mortals: Chapter 13: The High Priestess”
Previously, on Handbook for Mortals: Eleven guys saw Zade walk by and were rendered speechless by her beauty. Jackson and Mac talk about Zade, and that all is fair in love and war. An audio tech named Drew is introduced, never to be seen again,
possibly because Mac is a serial killer.
We open “a few weeks” after the Lemonade Incident. Zade is at a bar with some coworkers. She says she’s still trying to figure out the “‘Mac and Jackson’ situation,” but that whenever she’s hanging out with either of them, it never gets brought up.
That said, I could tell they were both starting to get antsy an I knew that sooner rather than later they would want some kind of answers
This is the least dramatic love triangle I’ve ever seen. What’s the point of having a love triangle if the love interests are laid back about it and the main girl feels vaguely fond of each?
Continue reading “Handbook for Mortals: Chapter 10: The Hanged Man”
Previously, on Handbook for Mortals: Jackson invited Zade to come see his show, and Mac took her on a magic motorcycle ride that ended with passionate kissing. Zade went to the mall to buy a dress for her date, and ran into Carrot Top and Wayne Newton. Finally, a random magic girl attacked Zade, said some cryptic shit, jumped into a bright orange Lamborghini and sped off.
Just a warning: this is a long one.
Continue reading “Handbook for Mortals: Chapter 8: The Star”
Previously: Bitchy Sofia hit on Mac, who rejected her. Mac asked Zade to go scuba diving, and accidentally said a sex joke. Tad made fun of Mac for refusing to admit that he’s into Zade.
We start a few days after the last chapter ends, and Zade is camping with the cast/crew. She says she likes the outdoors, and that she has no survival skills. She says she should have put up her tent right away, but procrastinated and went swimming until it was nighttime, and now she has to set up her tend in the dark.
Continue reading “Handbook for Mortals: Chapter 6: The Moon”
Perviously, on Handbook For Mortals: Zade had a vision about someone falling, but couldn’t figure out what it meant until it was almost too late, and had Zade not pushed her at the last minute, Sofia, the bitchy girlfriend of their boss, would have fallen 50 feet to her death rather than flat onto her back in a pool of water. Luckily, she’s fine. After that, Zade and Mac reconciled and learned that they have a lot in common.
This chapter opens in the third-person italics, and we learn that much of the cast and crew of Charles Spellman’s magic show are gathered at a bar for someone’s birthday.
Continue reading “Handbook for Mortals: Chapter 5: The Emperor”
Previously, on Handbook for Mortals:
Zade met Jackson, who is a total hottie. Also, Mac perved on her while she was undressed, and when called out on it, threatened to murder her and his best friend. It was dull.
Did any of that matter? Of course not. This time, Zade begins:
Considering how much I wanted to keep my secrets, well, secret, a few days later I probably brought a little too much attention to myself.
Even when Zade wants to be discrete, she can’t help but to remind everyone that the World Revolves Around Her (this is #8).
Continue reading “Handbook for Mortals: Chapter 4: The Empress”
When we last saw Zade, she was reeling from her audition and celebrating the start of her new, “somewhat normal” life. as a performer in Las Vegas
Now, Zade is. . . still reeling from her audition. She’s waiting for Beth, the assistant from the last chapter, to bring her some contracts. She’s trying to keep herself from falling asleep, but drifts off for a moment.
“Hey there, Sleeping Beauty,” Cam said softly after lightly touching my shoulder and sitting down next to me. “It looked like you met everyone that works here today. The line to say hello to you after your performance resembled an autograph signing by a boy band. I don’t really know what the latest one is, but Backstreet, Five Directions, One Second of Winter, 98 Celsius, O-city, NSYNC Boys or Old Kids on a Curb or something like that.”
“Sleeping beauty?” I can’t tell if Cam is hitting on her, or if he’s just gay.
Continue reading “Handbook for Mortals: Chapter 2: The Hermit”